It's All Pure Business........!!!!!

“Here comes another seminar. What’s wrong with these people?” whispered Sunaina to Sonia, sighing heavily and continued to complain.
“Anyways what this seminar is all about? I just hope some CEO of big multinational firm is not coming along with a fleet of flatterers moving around him, buttering his big snooty ass. I mean I feel so stupid, sitting here in this cold hall since 2 hours.”
Sonia smiled wryly and said, “You want to bet? I mean they asked us to be here by sharp 8:30am and it’s almost 11. And my ass is literally going to freeze on these stupid chairs. Whosoever these people are, they surely have no respect for other people and their time.”
“Or you mean to say, no respect for other people’s ass.” Tanu added from behind and all chuckled.
“I hope your discussion is already complete girls because Swamiji will be any time soon here. So be quiet now.” said Mrs. Sain or hissing is the right words and left the hall.
“What the hell? Swamiji? What did she mean by Swamiji will be here anytime soon?” spluttered Sunaina.
“Swamiji means a spiritual guru.” Tanu replied barely concealing her big grin.
“Oh yeah? Thanks for the enlightenment sweets. What would I do without you? Hell I know who a Swamiji is.
I mean don’t tell me that we all are sitting here for so long waiting for some Guru?” Sunaina snapped.
“Shut it people.” interrupted Sonia. “I am in absolute no mood to know that who among you has got more wit, at least not right now with the news of that swami coming. I mean why?”
“Hey come on girls, It cannot be that bad. Maybe we could learn something good. “Said Tanu and Sunaina glared at her.
“By the way, what is this seminar all about? How to live life?”Asked Sunaina
Right then Director of the institute, Mrs. Sain and some other entered the hall with Swamiji.
“It’s related to Business Management only.” replied Janki who was silent till now.
“What is he going to teach us about business? Aren’t these people above then material world?”said Tanu.
And then Mrs. Sain chose to get seated besides the girls and this action of her got nothing to do with the girls being her favourite students.
And all of them sat there for more than two hours and none could make sense why.
“What the hell was that all about? I thought he was going to talk about Business management.” Said Sunaina, clearly irritated.
“Well he was talking all about business, my friend.” replied Sonia.
“Oh really? I thought all he was doing this whole time was some cheap publicity of his new book.” snapped Sunaina.
“Yes seriously! Each and everything comes back to his new book. I still could not believe we wasted a whole day on this crap and the worst part is that we learned nothing, at least not me.
What is wrong with our Teachers and Management?” said Janki.
“I don’t know anything about our learning but this Seminar was all about Business.” said Sonia.
“Why don’t you dumb it down a little for people like me, so maybe I can at least try to understand whatever you are saying or trying to say?” retorted Sunaina.
Sonia shrugged to let go the sarcasm in Sunaina’s words and replied, “ See, Swamiji is internationally known, going big in Politics and have followers all around the globe so our institute got publicity by getting him as a guest lecturer here. All this will add in the prestige of our institution and in return Swamiji indirectly got to do publicity of his new book and that too in front of media.
What else, both of the parties need? It’s all about Business my friend.”
It’s all PURE BUSINESS.